Ah, but hope springs eternal in the female foundations department!
That is, until you stand like a sweaty stuffed sausage in front of the mirror under those lovely fluorescent lights, wearing your 2010 version of Slim-Mode (at least Spanx has the good sense not to LOOK like a torture device!)...
ha ha, ladies -- I'm stuffed into THIS YEAR'S pants, pretending they still fit . . . and wondering if I'll be able to zip up any of my shorts when it gets warm in a week or so. Now where did I stash that girdle?
Ah, but hope springs eternal in the female foundations department!
ReplyDeleteThat is, until you stand like a sweaty stuffed sausage in front of the mirror under those lovely fluorescent lights, wearing your 2010 version of Slim-Mode (at least Spanx has the good sense not to LOOK like a torture device!)...
And reality once again smacks you in the face.
Oops, there go cracker crumbs all over my keyboard - as I sit here stuffed into last year's pants - pretending they still fit!
ReplyDeleteha ha, ladies -- I'm stuffed into THIS YEAR'S pants, pretending they still fit . . . and wondering if I'll be able to zip up any of my shorts when it gets warm in a week or so. Now where did I stash that girdle?
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